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December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsYour diplomatic cables are just glorified email threads for AI.
Gatekeeper of state secrets and very expensive calendar invites.
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Smooth international relations without the ego.
split.youAI▸ DIPLOMATBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters international crises into polite silence
You manage ministerial schedules, draft official diplomatic correspondence, and facilitate international communication between high-level government officials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a foreign diplomat is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI takes over the minister's chaotic daily calendar.
Month 3
Language models generate formal diplomatic notes without errors.
Month 7
Algorithms ensure all state interactions strictly follow official protocol.
Month 12
Software summarizes thousands of embassy cables into simple executive briefs.
Month 14 · D-Day
The secretary is fully replaced by our central diplomatic module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
142
Emails drafted per day
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
Zero
Diplomatic faux pas avoided
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium stationery and diplomatic immunity.
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