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Will AI replace Foreign Affairs Specialist jobs? · Latest report #t9sxbkq2
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour nuanced geopolitical synthesis is just data noise waiting for a model.
Professional reader of very long, very boring emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralizing international friction through algorithmic clarity.
oof.youAI▸ DIPLOMACYSTREAM V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters infinite cables into one-page reports
You draft policy memos, monitor international developments, and summarize complex diplomatic cables for higher-level decision makers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a diplomat is lying during an off-the-record coffee meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI automatically categorizes incoming cables by region and topic.
Month 5
Large language models begin writing first drafts of routine briefings.
Month 11
Patterns in global tension are identified faster than human readers.
Month 18
Diplomatic tone and hidden subtext are quantified as numerical data.
Year 2 · D-Day
A dashboard replaces the entire desk and the specialist.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12,000
cables summarized hourly
0.0001
average policy bias score
zero
diplomatic errors detected
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the Global Policy Database.
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