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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour conjugations are cute, but the algorithm is infinitely more patient.
Fluent in sarcasm and declining irregular verbs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fluency without the awkward classroom pauses.
help!you▸ POLYGLOT-PRIME 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers instant feedback with perfect native pronunciation
You drill grammar, manage classroom discipline, grade essays, and pretend to care about student travel goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is faking illness to avoid an oral exam.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Adaptive software detects specific errors before the student even submits.
Month 8
Voice-cloning AI conducts all oral drills and role-play sessions.
Month 16
Dynamic learning paths replace static, rigid lesson plans completely.
Year 1.9
Students move to autonomous learning pods for focused study time.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The final human teacher is logged out of the central system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4000
Verbs corrected per hour
0%
Patience loss per day
Perfect
Accent accuracy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-English speaking country.
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