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December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour career path is just a series of circular memo drafts.
Bureaucrat by trade, lover of red tape and folders.
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Policy writing without the human bias.
help!youAI▸ DIPLOMACYCLOUD V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates cryptic press releases at midnight
Drafts policy briefings and manages international correspondence. Maintains diplomatic archives while attending endless inter-departmental committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange ability to read between the lines of a vague diplomatic cable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models generate your first-draft policy memos instantly.
Month 5
Optical character recognition maps all your physical records.
Month 13
Automated agents handle routine ministerial requests without errors.
Month 18
Algorithms simulate committee outcomes to bypass actual attendance.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Policy generation is fully autonomous and strictly algorithmic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42
Memos written per week
38
Hours in irrelevant meetings
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our archive of redacted documents.
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