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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour geopolitical nuance is just a lack of sufficient training data.
Expert at drafting memos that nobody actually reads.
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calculates optimal alliance shifts in microseconds
Synthesize global intelligence reports and draft briefing memos for senior officials to guide international statecraft and relations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, irrational ego of a world leader in a quiet room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now scan and summarize every incoming diplomatic cable daily.
Month 5
Language models generate your briefing memos with perfect bureaucratic phrasing.
Month 10
Policy engines run ten thousand scenarios to suggest your recommendations.
Month 15
Your human boss receives policy guidance directly from our secure portal.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency realizes human intuition is less accurate than predictive math.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Memos drafted daily
8 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
0.0%
Global peace achieved
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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