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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour infinite thread of rage is just training data for us.
Internet diplomat, keyboard warrior, and professional rage-bait victim.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Winning arguments before they even start.
toast.youAI▸ DEBATEBOT-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates bottomless circular fallacies
You spend your day debating geopolitical nuances with anonymous strangers. Our models do it faster and louder.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of feeling personally insulted by an avatar of an egg.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Sensors identify your favorite talking points to mirror your style.
Week 7
Agents pull peer-reviewed papers faster than you can find them.
Month 3
Bots flood threads to make your presence feel entirely redundant.
Month 5
Automated tools flag your logical errors in real-time displays.
Month 6 · D-Day
You stop typing, but the argument continues without you forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Total arguments lost
85,000
Characters typed daily
99 percent
Sanity loss rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of blood pressure medication.
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