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Will AI replace Foreign Relations Analyst jobs? · Latest report #mnif4hpp
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour summaries are just expensive filler for the incoming algorithmic feed.
Senior analyst (faking expertise since the last regime shift)
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Neutrality synthesized at machine speeds.
oof.youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-OS 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all global cables in milliseconds
You synthesize global briefings and draft policy memos for senior officials. You monitor geopolitical trends and regional security threats.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a diplomatic tone is hiding actual bad news.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin drafting the first-pass intelligence briefs.
Month 5
Algorithms predict geopolitical shifts faster than your morning staff meeting.
Month 13
Machine vision identifies sensitive data faster than your tired eyes.
Month 21
Software runs thousands of diplomatic outcomes before you finish lunch.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The Foreign Relations Office replaces your chair with a terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4
Memos written daily
12
Coffee cups per crisis
80%
Redacted paragraphs per page
Your severance
Two months of non-classified news clips and stale coffee.
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