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Will AI replace Foreign Relations Officer jobs? · Latest report #zhdddwxu
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour diplomatic charms are just data points for our algorithm now.
Professional geopolitical whisperer, currently allergic to direct sunlight.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculated peace, delivered at light speed.
no no noyouAI▸ DIPLOMAT-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates peace treaties in under four seconds
You coordinate international military logistics and interpret local customs for base commands. Computers do this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local commander is lying about their actual intentions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts recording your dinner conversations to map social patterns.
Month 7
Software predicts host nation reactions better than your intuition.
Month 16
Machine-generated briefings replace your drafted situational reports.
Year 2.1
AI handles all routine communication with foreign counterparts directly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your physical presence is retired for a secure hologram node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Instant
Conflict resolution speed
Zero
Diplomatic errors made
Twelve
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote, offline bunker.
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