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Will AI replace Foreign Service Agent jobs? · Latest report #ztv2nbry
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading soft power for hard drives and automated bureaucratic indifference.
Professional traveler, chronic memo writer, pseudo-patriot.
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wheee!you▸ DIPLOMAT-OS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes international tension with perfect apathy
Process endless diplomatic cables, draft policy briefs, and attend repetitive cultural networking events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a foreign dignitary with a straight, biological face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our agents scrape every historical cable you have ever drafted for tone and pattern recognition.
Month 5
Policy briefs are now auto-generated, requiring only your signature until the regulators retire.
Month 10
Digital presence simulation tools manage all low-level diplomatic correspondence without human oversight.
Month 15
The system assumes full control over visa approval queues by cross-referencing global security databases.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the algorithm handles all foreign relations with flawless, cold efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200
Cables processed hourly
0%
Average handshake efficiency
0.01ms
Patriotic posturing latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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