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Will AI replace Forensic Economic Consultant jobs? · Latest report #vctksies
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments, but your brain processes at dial-up speed.
Expert witness for the highest bidder, mostly spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying damages without the expensive lunch bills.
help!you▸ LITIGATE-O-MATIC PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your entire firm into a spreadsheet
You review financial data for lawsuits and build damage models. You sell expertise to lawyers who ignore it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convince a judge that your flawed model is actually a brilliant strategy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest all historical case data for pattern analysis.
Month 5
The AI writes your expert reports based on data sets.
Month 13
Bots flag all relevant documents, replacing junior associate teams.
Year 1.9
Algorithms verify financial models against precedent without your input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your firm signs the final contract with our automated suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Infinite
Billable hours saved
Zero
Expert opinion latency
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our litigation-proof cloud storage.
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