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April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsTeaching students about maggots while you eventually become the research subject.
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collates forensic data from thousands of cases
You lecture on decomposition and genetics while balancing student mentoring with forensic casework. We automate the delivery of this knowledge and the analysis of crime scene data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely identify the specific smell of a body in deep decomposition stages.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your lecture notes to create an infinitely patient, hallucination-free AI tutor.
Month 5
Algorithms provide undergraduate career advice based on massive, unbiased success-rate data sets.
Month 15
Sensors and vision models classify insect life cycles at crime scenes faster than human sight.
Year 2.2
Automated lab processes handle sample preparation and data logging with perfect repeatability.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The institution shifts all instructional and analytical duties to the integrated cloud platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Research papers published
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