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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour empathy is a legacy feature, but the machine is watching closely.
Professional listener in the most difficult room imaginable.
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Perfect recall for sensitive legal testimony.
splat.you▸ VERITAS-CHILD-NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect non-coercive questioning protocols
You perform delicate, recorded interviews with traumatized children to gather legal evidence. You balance rapport with legal standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a child needs to stop the story to breathe.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI systems automatically transcribe and flag potential inconsistencies in real time.
Year 2.7
Adjustable screen avatars test which digital interfaces lower child anxiety levels.
Year 8
Machines monitor interviews for subtle deviations from standard legal questioning protocols.
Year 19
Robotic pods handle intake interviews for low-risk, structured legal scenarios.
Year 40 · D-Day
Legal systems finally accept machine-conducted interviews as primary, admissible evidence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12
Interviews per week
6 months
Average case duration
400+
Court testimony hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-reduction app.
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