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Will AI replace Forensic Pathology Systems Architect jobs? · Latest report #criqwtdw
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYour code saves evidence but cannot save your own job status.
Architecting systems for the dead, soon to be undead.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the chain of custody forever.
brr.you▸ DEATHDATA CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
verifies forensic integrity across distributed networks
You build complex software for death investigations while managing teams and ensuring strict compliance for mortuary IT systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database schema is haunted by 2008 mistakes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing all the mundane forensic system patches.
Month 4
Automated scanners replace human audits for ISO certification status.
Month 10
Six developer roles collapse into one optimized management AI instance.
Month 16
The AI rewrites the entire legacy pathology data stack alone.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-maintaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Instant
Code review speed
4.2 percent
Human error rate
100 percent
Regulatory compliance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of redundant ISO certification stickers.
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