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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour lecture notes are just waiting for a better language model.
Master of theory, victim of the endless committee meeting.
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Instructing masters students on criminal profiling and courtroom testimony standards while grading endless stacks of repetitive seminar papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a student's eyes during a seminar.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate updated reading lists faster than any department head.
Month 6
Natural language processors flag plagiarism and grade papers in seconds.
Month 15
Lifelike avatars present the material without needing office hours.
Year 2.2
Automated agents write the papers that keep you tenured.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to fully asynchronous digital instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Student emails answered
Infinite
Hours spent on committees
Nominal
Average student engagement
Your severance
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