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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthCollecting evidence is easy when you stop caring about the crime.
Professional bag-filler and chain-of-custody enthusiast.
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The scene is processed before you arrive.
help!youAI▸ EVIDENCEBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
digitizes the entire crime scene in seconds
You document crime scenes, bag trace evidence, and process biological samples for laboratory analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a scene looks staged, even without a sensor reading.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-res sensors start mapping crime scenes in 3D automatically.
Month 9
Digital chain-of-custody software replaces your physical notebooks and pens.
Month 22
Robotic arms handle delicate DNA swab collection with zero contamination.
Year 3
Integrated machines bag and label all physical evidence instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is processed perfectly before the human team arrives.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
0.0001 percent
evidence contamination rate
zero
hours spent logging chain-of-custody
forty
bags filled per minute
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to crime scene investigation streaming services.
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