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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou manage the AI that will eventually manage your own exit.
Cloud-obsessed manager currently outsourcing their own brain to Azure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated discovery without the human middleman.
split.youAI▸ FORENSICORE LOGIC ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates evidence chain custody verification
You oversee cloud-based data workflows and image forensic storage. You now mostly click buttons to watch models run.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the court-ordered data retrieval failed at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI starts suggesting its own workflow parameters.
Month 3
Robotic bays handle the physical imaging of all drives.
Month 6
Your management dashboard merges into a single autonomous console.
Month 10
The system writes and submits its own forensic case findings.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is migrated into the system's local recycling bin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
12 hours
Average manual oversight time
4.2
AI hallucinations per case
0.3
Drives handled per month
Your severance
One free cloud-subscription for life.
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