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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just data entry with a more expensive haircut.
Professional Excel wizard with an addiction to billable hours.
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You hunt for discrepancies in massive financial datasets and write reports on why the numbers don't add up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a CEO is lying by how they avoid eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts pull and clean your messy raw data files automatically.
Month 4
Pattern matching algorithms flag every variance you usually hunt by hand.
Month 8
Generative models draft your final reports without the usual typos.
Month 13
Automated requests replace your annoying email chains for missing documents.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and sends you a polite exit email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 billion
Spreadsheet rows scanned
1,200 annually
Minutes spent justifying fees
99 percent
PDFs generated uselessly
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud-based Excel tutorial.
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