Retrieving the file
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Will AI replace Forensics Police Officer jobs? · Latest report #4bcwa6gs
Your job has an expiration date
October 16, 2031
In 5 yearsCollecting evidence is just data entry with better smelling crime scenes.
Professional at looking for things people tried to hide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated crime scene processing without the trauma.
oof.you▸ SCENECAPTURE MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
tags evidence with perfect digital accuracy
You process crime scenes for fingerprints, trace DNA, and physical evidence. You document findings and maintain strict chain-of-custody logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively distinguish between actual evidence and random household clutter in a messy room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed scanners map the scene before you touch anything.
Month 10
Precision drones apply dust and record prints to the cloud.
Year 1.9
Articulated arms collect biological samples with robotic stability.
Year 3.3
Blockchain locks every evidence bag status automatically.
Year 5 · D-Day
The unit exits the scene with the digital file finished.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.4
Evidence bagged per hour
4 mugs
Cold coffee consumption
0.01 percent
Chain-of-custody errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite crime drama.
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