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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou measure the trees while my sensors measure your exit strategy.
Professional tree counter with a penchant for muddy boots.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The forest is just data waiting for harvest.
help!youAI▸ ARBORLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
maps the canopy in sub-millimeter precision
You assess timber volume and map terrain for logging operations. I just map the entire forest faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the difference between healthy soil and rotting timber in the field.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Autonomous drones map the entire canopy at high resolution.
Month 8
Satellite imagery merges with ground sensors to replace manual cruising.
Month 16
Pathfinding software designs skid roads with zero human oversight.
Year 2.1
Robotic fellers follow the digital map without needing your input.
Year 3 · D-Day
The forest is now a fully automated server-controlled grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1,200
Trees measured per day
4 cups
Coffee consumed per hectare
Moderate
Mud resistance rating
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end tree identification app.
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