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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling overpriced electric pallet movers to people who already know they work.
Professional gatekeeper of the warehouse floor
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee
oof.youAI▸ QUOTEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters leads based on actual purchase intent
You cold call warehouse managers to quote lead times on masts and load capacities. You hope they buy.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why that specific mast height actually matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is imported into our lead prediction engine.
Month 6
Bots begin emailing quotes based on real-time warehouse needs.
Month 13
Algorithm-driven discounts replace your haggling sessions.
Year 1.9
Smart contracts handle the signing without your input.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the warehouse buys directly via API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
98 percent
Cold calls ignored
4 gallons
Coffee consumed
50 daily
Quotes sent
Your severance
A slightly used pallet jack and a handshake
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