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2017
Already deprecatedThe executive office is now a legacy feature.
Historical relic with an excellent penchant for narrative.
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Retired dignity for a digital age.
glub.youAI▸ LEGACYEXECUTIVE-9▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · 2017AI's Special Power
delivers teleprompter-perfect memories to digital archives
You are a former head of state. Your current role is largely ceremonial.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain a singular ability to deliver a speech that humans actually listen to.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
2008
The system begins tracking your every administrative move.
2012
Algorithms begin scraping your public speeches for sentiment.
2016
The handover process forces the inevitable exit sequence.
2017
Your role is moved to long-term storage in the cloud.
Already
The office is now fully automated by administrative bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.9%
2
Books ghostwritten
Zero
Secret service agents
None
Executive orders left
Your severance
A presidential library you can never actually visit.
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