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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified spreadsheet input device with a board seat.
Professional blazer wearer with a high-stakes gambling habit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions faster than your stock price drops
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delivers shareholders dividends without meeting them
You make strategic decisions based on incomplete data while managing high-level organizational politics and reporting to shareholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person legally allowed to go to prison for the company's mistakes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time sentiment from every global asset.
Month 5
Probability models replace your gut-feeling growth projections.
Month 12
AI presents slide decks with zero human bias detected.
Month 16
Smart contracts execute acquisitions without human signature approval.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board votes to replace you with an API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12 nanoseconds
Average decision latency
4.2M USD
Annual golf handicap cost
Excessive
Human ego volume
Your severance
One golden parachute made of literal, heavy lead.
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