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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour destiny is a database query that costs less than a penny.
Professional purveyor of vague, pseudo-spiritual paper scraps.
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stretchy.youAI▸ ORACLEGPT-4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates thousands of prophetic clichés per second
You craft pithy, vague predictions for mass-produced snack slips. A language model is already doing it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a surprisingly deep understanding of how to make people feel mildly hopeful.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI scans every fortune ever printed to learn your patterns.
Week 7
It masters the art of sounding vaguely mystical yet harmlessly empty.
Month 3
The system links directly to the cutting and stuffing machines.
Month 5
Algorithms select the most psychologically satisfying fortunes for target demographics.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a printer that never sleeps and needs no salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
12 words
Average fortune length
0.02 percent
Novelty score
1M daily
Cookie capacity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of broken, flavorless plastic wafers.
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