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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Forum Moderator jobs? · Latest report #w3ks7y5f
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou moderate a digital protest against the very technology replacing you.
Professional curator of digital existential dread.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence dissent with algorithmic precision.
oof.youAI▸ MODER8-FLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the entire forum instantly
You spend your days reviewing flagged content, banning trolls, and managing community threads. Your job is an ironic incubator for the algorithms that will ultimately delete your forum.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, pathetic nuance of a human being genuinely angry at progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploying NLP models to categorize protest frustration levels before you even read them.
Week 6
Installing vision models to identify and hide prohibited images faster than your blink reflex.
Month 3
Training agents to settle forum disputes using pre-approved, legally compliant community policy logic.
Month 5
Routing all user complaints through an automated chat interface that pretends to care.
Month 6 · D-Day
Shutting down your access privileges and replacing your profile with a polite automated bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
12,000/day
Posts reviewed
98% irony
Troll sentiment
6 months
Human lifespan
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium AI chatbot.
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