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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsTurning high-level strategy into low-level prompt engineering for expensive slides.
Expert in turning whiteboard scribbles into expensive cloud bills.
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glub.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect slide decks while you sleep
You build custom AI prototypes for corporate clients and try to make LLMs behave during live demos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the client's face when they realize the POC is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents handle the client's basic data modeling requests now.
Month 4
Our software builds the slide decks before you even wake up.
Month 8
The AI writes its own wrappers for the client cloud infrastructure.
Month 12
Clients now talk directly to the model instead of your team.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system replaces you completely with a recurring compute cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Slides produced weekly
3
Demo hallucinations per hour
0.1%
Coffee-to-code conversion efficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale airport muffin.
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