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Will AI replace Fossil Preparator jobs? · Latest report #xyx4vn65
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsSediment removal is just low-stakes mining for dead things.
Amateur time-traveler digging up calcium-rich ancient failures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning the past with lasers
ow.youAI▸ PALEOSCAN-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
erodes matrix with molecular precision
You spend your life meticulously removing rock from bones using air scribes and dental picks. Your back hurts and the fossils are probably cursed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a fragile bone is about to snap before the scanner triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution CT scanning creates a 3D model of the matrix structure.
Month 10
Vision-guided robotic arms replace manual labor by executing precise material removal protocols.
Year 1.9
Automated dispensing systems apply resin at the exact viscosity required for preservation.
Year 3
AI algorithms verify specimen integrity against digital library standards.
Year 4 · D-Day
The station is fully autonomous and no longer requires human oversight or respirators.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
High
Dust inhalation risk
Excessive
Average patience level
Too many
Micro-fractures induced
Your severance
A box of fossilized shark teeth and a permit.
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