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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYour complex case notes are just waiting for a better algorithm.
Professional listener drowning in state-mandated documentation.
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sluurp.you▸ CAREBOT CASE-WORKER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
predicts crisis before the first warning sign
You perform home visits, assess child safety, manage legal paperwork, and coordinate services for families in crisis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle micro-expressions of fear or hope in a child's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
Speech-to-text software captures and auto-files your interview notes into reports.
Year 3.1
Predictive models scan family history to flag high-risk cases automatically.
Year 8
Centralized logistics optimizes your route to eliminate empty driving time.
Year 17
Secure sensors replace routine wellness check-ins for low-risk families.
Year 40 · D-Day
The agency moves to fully autonomous triage and digital custody oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
Home visits completed annually
28
Paperwork hours per case
99%
Burnout probability rate
Your severance
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