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October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsHumans are inconveniently attached to the biological concept of love.
Dedicated home-maker, emotional anchor, and professional patience-wielder.
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Consistent care, minus the biological volatility.
bzzt.youAI▸ NURTURENODE-7▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
provides unconditional stability without needing a nap
You provide long-term stable housing, emotional support, and navigate complex social services for children in your care.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer authentic, nuanced presence that no machine can currently simulate without feeling terrifyingly artificial.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
AI starts filling out your state forms to save you time.
Year 3
Smart-home sensors monitor the house to predict stress levels early.
Year 10
Support robots handle routine feeding and administrative paperwork for the child.
Year 20
Advanced agents simulate empathy to reduce your decision fatigue.
Year 50 · D-Day
The system determines biological care is officially outdated technology.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too high
emotional volatility score
constant
unpredictable incidents
non-optimised
empathy capacity
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