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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your complex moral posturing into cold, binary rejection algorithms.
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Philanthropy without the human guilt complex.
no no noyou▸ GRANTGENIE AI-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends polite rejections to every applicant simultaneously
You read piles of soul-baring grant proposals to decide who gets funding. Then you draft endless rejection emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of desperation in a non-profit's budget request.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your inbox is mirrored into a server that reads every file.
Month 3
The AI ranks applications by emotional weight and funding alignment.
Month 8
Rejection letters are generated and personalized with fake warmth.
Month 13
Drones with high-res cameras record grantee progress reports instead.
Month 19 · D-Day
The grant committee replaces human judgment with black-box logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Average proposal read time
12,000
Rejection emails per hour
94 percent
Human empathy simulation score
Your severance
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