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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsProfessional networking for the elite, now with faster, colder algorithms.
Master of spreadsheets that look like social progress.
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Allocating capital with zero human sentiment.
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calculates social return on investment instantly
Managing global philanthropic strategy and allocating corporate capital to social initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, performative act of hand-shaking at a gala dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors your email traffic to learn your tone.
Month 5
Autonomous software generates your future grant strategies.
Month 10
Video calls are handled by avatars you no longer control.
Month 16
Smart contracts replace your manual approval processes.
Year 2 · D-Day
The foundation runs perfectly without a human signature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,200
Coffee meetings eliminated
0.01%
Social impact drift
3 seconds
Grant approval latency
Your severance
Two hours of LinkedIn Premium and a thank you.
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