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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets and site visits are just long-form data entry, friend.
Professional gatekeeper of the endowment fund.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating philanthropy without the feelings.
sluurp.you▸ GRANTGEN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters grant applicants by sentiment analysis
You manage grant applications and track project impact through site visits. The machine can do this much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a desperate grant request with actual nuance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now scan and tag every single incoming grant request.
Month 4
Algorithms rank applicants based on historical performance data instead of intuition.
Month 8
Satellite imagery and public data replace the need for physical travel.
Month 13
Generative tools create your slide decks without you opening PowerPoint.
Month 18 · D-Day
The foundation automates the entire distribution process, removing human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 seconds
Review time per application
Zero
Site visits needed
99 percent
Empathy overhead cost
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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