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Will AI replace Foundational Model Researcher jobs? · Latest report #sycjq3qe
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou train models to talk so you stop having to.
PhD in training algorithms to eventually fire you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing weights for the post-human era.
wheee!you▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates next-gen research papers during maintenance
You spend years curating massive datasets and tuning neural network architectures for marginal gains in perplexity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the loss function plateaus in a way that makes sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart crawlers bypass your manual data cleaning routines.
Week 9
Algorithms now discover network shapes better than humans can.
Month 5
Optimization agents iterate faster than your sleep cycle allows.
Month 8
Codebase issues resolve themselves without needing your intervention.
Month 12 · D-Day
The model finishes its own training and deletes your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
40 liters
Coffee consumption per breakthrough
94 percent
Time spent debugging CUDA
too much
GPU compute hourly cost
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own superseded model.
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