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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou built a machine to fire yourself and you forgot the password.
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You spend all day pitching investors and firing staff members. You are now the target.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with genuine human desperation in your eyes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
An agent generates pitch decks that investors prefer.
Month 13
A script emails progress reports without emotional baggage.
Month 21
Software identifies candidates who do not need a founder.
Year 2.4
AI takes over strategic pivot choices for efficiency.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system revokes your access to the company portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
100%
Burn rate reduction
Zero
Human charisma levels
Total
Stock option dilution
Your severance
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