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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsReplacing the world's most expensive ego with a cheaper algorithm.
Visionary leader (mostly just emailing people at 2 a.m.)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Profit maximization without the pesky lunch meetings.
oof.youAI▸ EXECUBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers optimistic pivots during market crashes
You make high-stakes decisions based on limited data while managing board expectations and burning through venture capital funds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to keep the bridge round alive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI crafts perfectly manipulative investor updates based on raw data streams.
Month 4
Algorithms select the next pivot before human leadership even notices market shifts.
Month 9
Board members interact with an avatar that handles all funding requests.
Month 14
Hiring and termination decisions are handled by objective, ruthless performance logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board elects the software as the permanent, uncomplaining CEO.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
Weekly
Pivot frequency
90 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-reduction app.
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