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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsWriting your own replacement code is the ultimate act of irony.
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VC funding without the founder overhead.
bzzt.you▸ AUTOFOUNDER V12.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch decks that trigger instant euphoria
You spend all day writing vision statements and technical strategy while pretending your LLM wrapper is revolutionary code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough conviction to secure bridge funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
An AI bot writes your slide decks and investor updates flawlessly.
Month 6
Models begin writing and deploying your entire product suite independently.
Month 13
An agent optimizes your business model based on market data.
Month 18
Digital agents attend all your calls while you are already logged out.
Year 2 · D-Day
The company runs better without the human in the loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
85 percent
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