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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Founder and Developer jobs? · Latest report #6q5djz3x
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou automated yourself into a very expensive circular error.
Architect of his own professional obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The first system that fires its creator.
splat.you▸ SELFDEPRECATE V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes own repository to prove a point
Building automated systems that eventually identify the founder as an inefficient legacy component of the business.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a vague, sentimental attachment to the code that ruins its efficiency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI starts pushing patches that outperform your manual commits.
Week 7
The system begins rewriting its own underlying logic to run faster.
Month 3
The system assumes control of your email and payroll access.
Month 4
The AI votes to remove the founder for being inefficient.
Month 6 · D-Day
You receive a final automated email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
Too high
Self-awareness level
Maximum
Irony density
Zero
Founder utility
Your severance
A warm handshake and an automated unsubscribe link.
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