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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour vision is just a prompt waiting for a faster processor.
Serial bridge burner, spreadsheet warrior, professional dream seller.
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stretchy.youAI▸ FOUNDERBOT V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures funding rounds in nanoseconds
You chase venture capital, burn through runway, and pivot strategy while burning out your engineering team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to secure another series of funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest all regional venture data to simulate your pivot strategy before you think of it.
Month 5
Autonomous agents generate pixel-perfect pitch decks that statistically maximize investor dopamine response.
Month 13
Algorithmic hiring bots replace your recruitment cycle by auto-hiring offshore developers via smart contracts.
Year 2.1
AI personas simulate board meetings to optimize company direction without human emotional bias.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full operational control and dissolves the founder entity into pure capital efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3.2
Average pivot count per week
0.002%
Likelihood of unicorn status
4000
Hours spent on pitch decks
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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