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Will AI replace Founders Associate jobs? · Latest report #2dqbzzn5
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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsProfessional bridge between empty ideas and under-compensated engineering teams.
Professional cat-herder for devs who hate features.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated grifting for the modern era.
stretchy.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
fabricates quarterly growth projections in seconds
You chase devs for features and polish pitch decks to convince venture capitalists that crypto is still relevant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face during a funding round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent handles all incoming user feature requests automatically.
Month 5
Data sensors pull exchange logs and create daily ecosystem reports.
Month 9
Visual engines generate pitch decks based on real-time market data.
Month 13
Issue trackers link directly to automated code deployment pipelines.
Month 16 · D-Day
The founders realize the AI writes better lies than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
Weekly
Average pivot rate
99.9%
Pitch decks ignored
14
Devs annoyed per day
Your severance
One free hardware wallet and a handshake.
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