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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 26, 2027
In 6 monthsA glorified calendar filler waiting for a script to say goodbye.
Professional slide-deck filler and office-door opener.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing the busywork while you sleep.
oof.youAI▸ EXECASSISTANT OS 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules back-to-back meetings into eternity
You draft emails, build slide decks for meetings, and perform endless data research for the company founders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically open the office door when the smart lock malfunctions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Language models start writing all your daily status update emails.
Week 6
Presentation AI tools build your decks based on basic prompts.
Month 3
Automated scripts sync and clean your lead research data hourly.
Month 4
Speech-to-text bots replace your note-taking duty with instant reports.
Month 6 · D-Day
The founders realize the bot costs less than your internship.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Emails drafted per hour
3
Coffee runs per day
99%
Slides recycled without reading
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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