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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very guillotine that will cut your own neck.
Senior builder of digital graveyards and venture capital sinks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping features faster than your burnout rate
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automates your entire pull request history
You spend your days optimizing model weights and debugging training pipelines that will eventually code you out of existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the strange ability to explain why the model hallucinates at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over the boilerplate you hate writing.
Month 4
Algorithms catch your syntax errors before you even commit.
Month 7
Smart agents now handle your GPU cluster budget better.
Month 10
Large models now suggest the optimal system design directly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software builds itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
7 cups
Average caffeine intake
89 percent
Code written as technical debt
14 hours/week
Time spent in useless syncs
Your severance
One free trial of the product you built.
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