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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour visionary pivot is just code waiting for a faster compiler.
Serial builder of apps that solve non-existent problems.
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splat.you▸ FOUNDERLOGIC V.7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect decks from vague hallucinations
You build architecture, manage technical debt, and convince investors your platform isn't just another CRUD app.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to VCs with genuine human excitement and unblinking eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI identifies your spaghetti code and forces a clean refactor.
Month 5
Models predict product market fit better than your gut feeling.
Month 10
An agent generates perfect pitch decks based on real traffic.
Month 15
Robots manage server scaling without your 2 a.m. intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The company runs itself via software and you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 per year
Average pivot count
1200 annually
Hours spent on funding decks
99 percent
Technical debt ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed product.
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