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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour visionary pitch is just a glorified prompt for our LLMs.
Professional visionary currently burning through someone else's money.
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dilutes your equity with zero effort
You spend your days chasing venture capital, polishing pitch decks, and pretending your chaotic startup culture is a sustainable business model. We are automating your relevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look investors in the eye while lying about your ARR projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Our vision-model identifies the buzzwords and replaces them with statistically higher-performing investor hooks.
Week 7
Bots flood VC inboxes with hyper-personalized reach-outs that mirror your annoying professional persona perfectly.
Month 3
Algorithmic dilution protocols execute to remove your remaining influence before the next funding round.
Month 5
Our software kills your burn rate by firing all high-cost human staff automatically.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is sunsetted as the AI assumes full control of the cap table.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
4 per week
Pivot frequency
12 days
Funding runway left
99%
Bullshit per slide
Your severance
One free subscription to our bankruptcy filing service.
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