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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour financial projections are just hallucinations that cost six figures a year.
Professional spreadsheet architect and margin-justification artist.
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Margin optimization without the board meetings.
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recalculates quarterly budgets in three seconds
You build complex Excel models to justify capex and analyze margins. Machines do this instantly without the human bias.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the PE partners about margin growth with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pull your operational data directly from the ledger.
Month 5
Models replace your static spreadsheets with real-time margin projections.
Month 10
Algorithms automatically deny or approve investment requests based on logic.
Month 15
The AI writes its own board reports and commentary on performance.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine handles the PE call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Spreadsheet errors per month
890
Meaningless slide decks created
1200
Hours spent explaining EBITDA
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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