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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsEnjoy your final cycle of debugging timing violations while I synthesize silicon.
Gate-level optimist living in a world of constant propagation.
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Hardware logic optimization without the human lag.
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optimizes timing constraints in parallel sleep mode
You write Verilog and VHDL, simulate logic, and constrain timing paths. I just synthesize your dreams into hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which cryptic RTL bug is causing the synthesis failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Intelligent agents now catch all your syntax and style violations instantly.
Month 5
Deep learning models handle all mapping to logic cells perfectly.
Month 12
Algorithms automatically define timing constraints based on performance requirements.
Month 17
Neural nets simulate every possible hardware state in parallel.
Month 22 · D-Day
The logic is now fully generated and optimized by the machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Timing closure attempts
Gallons
Coffee consumed per build
Seconds
Synthesis time
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a static timing analyzer.
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