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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour hardware description language is just a fancy way to spell obsolescence.
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optimises gate paths in milliseconds
You write Verilog or VHDL to configure logic gates. Then you spend weeks waiting for synthesis to finish.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the timing constraint failed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start writing your boilerplate Verilog modules automatically.
Month 4
Verification environments now generate their own coverage-driven test cases.
Month 8
Cloud-based clusters reduce your synthesis wait time to seconds.
Month 13
Smart placement tools handle routing without manual timing overrides.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input is locked out as the compiler generates everything directly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per build
99 percent
Synthesis time saved
zero
Gate logic errors
Your severance
A decommissioned development board and a sad wave.
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