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December 18, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou monitor offshore pipes so the spreadsheet can eventually do it.
Floating vessel wrangler and expert in expensive pipe noises.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowning the operational risk, not the crew.
glub.youAI▸ SBM-AUTOPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
stabilizes fluid pressure via remote digital feedback
You oversee oil processing flows on floating vessels and manage shift teams. You ensure production output meets targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the vibration of the separator to diagnose a fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors push all your manual production logs to our central cloud.
Month 13
AI handles all CCR alarm filtering without waking you up.
Year 2.1
Software grants work permits based on real-time vessel safety data.
Year 2.6
Control systems automatically adjust flow rates based on oil viscosity.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a pod that never needs a bunk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 percent
Human error probability
Zero minutes
Required human oversight
Always active
Robot shift endurance
Your severance
A one-way ticket back to shore and a pamphlet.
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