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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsPredicting your cash flow is just math without the emotional baggage.
Fractional CFO (part-time visionary, full-time spreadsheet babysitter).
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optimises burn rates during your dinner
You manage startup books, investor decks, and capital raises. Soon, logic will do it without the expensive hourly fee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to founders about their runway with a sympathetic, concerned face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Accounting software links directly to bank APIs for real-time reporting.
Month 4
Algorithms create dynamic financial models instead of manual Excel templates.
Month 6
Natural language models draft investor decks using your latest metrics.
Month 9
Software automatically answers basic investor queries based on stored documentation.
Month 13 · D-Day
A single interface manages the entire finance function without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000000
Spreadsheet rows per second
0.0001%
Equity dilution sensitivity
Infinite
Founder panic tolerance
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A one-month subscription to our premium automation suite.
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