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December 21, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell imaginary growth for a fee that buys my replacement.
Expert in turning generic advice into high-end invoices.
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Numbers go up without the middleman.
split.youAI▸ REVENUEBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises churn rates while you sleep
You build revenue strategies, manage sales pipelines, and report metrics to boardrooms. Then you invoice for the privilege.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your CRM to find every deal you missed.
Month 4
Revenue models are now generated by machines without your input.
Month 8
Board members prefer the bot's slide decks over your ramblings.
Month 12
Compensation structures are calculated by hard-coded algorithmic scripts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the client never even notices.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.5 cups
Coffee per meeting
1200 units
Slide deck templates
98 percent
Buzzword density
Your severance
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