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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell strategic vision by the hour; our API sells it for pennies.
Strategic advisor who is never in the slack channel.
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Infinite scalability for your technical roadmap.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates roadmaps based on sentiment analysis
You provide part-time technical leadership and strategy to multiple startups. You sell advice and high-level architectural oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to founders about why the tech debt is actually a strategic asset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Our software scrapes your past slide decks and meeting transcripts.
Month 4
AI-generated roadmaps replace your weekly 1-on-1 strategy sessions.
Month 7
An autonomous agent answers all CTO-level queries in Slack.
Month 11
Neural nets manage technical vetting and hiring pipeline decisions.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Overpriced
Average hourly rate
High
Context switching depth
3 cups
Coffee consumed per strategy
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium prompt library.
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