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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSpraying expensive alcohol on paper is a task for a robot.
Professional sprayer of expensive, scented water.
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Perfect scent analysis in every aisle.
toast.youAI▸ SCENTMATCH V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recommends scents based on facial structure
You guide customers through perfume notes and spray testers. Your job ends when kiosks replace your sales pitch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between 'floral' and 'smells like a funeral'.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the customer scent preference from their clothing.
Month 4
Robotic arms handle the spraying process for every customer.
Month 8
Inventory software automatically tracks and reorders low-stock testers.
Month 13
Customers interact with a screen instead of a human assistant.
Month 18 · D-Day
The human assistant is replaced by a high-pressure mist dispenser.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
Average sprays per shift
12%
Incorrect note descriptions
6
Hours spent holding a strip
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired sample vials.
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